Dear Wimble,

What will I be doing in five years??? Oh.. and why do dogs chase cats???

NOVELLA=)

Dear NOVELLA=),

As you may know, I don’t necessarily claim to be a psychic, although I do occasionally have psychic experiences, or is it psychotic? Hmmm.. Either way, your first question is extremely difficult to answer. Based upon the years of research I’ve put into the general topic of what people will be doing in the future, I’ve learned the following, which most likely will apply to you as well as most other people. For starters, the future is not going to be DRAMATICALLY different than things are now. Unless something drastic occurs within 5 years, that I don’t see coming, cause I’m not psychic, then here is what you will be doing in 5 years. I see you sitting in front of your computer, typing a message to me, and your other friends of course. I also see you going to work on a normal basis. Can’t really tell where you’ll be working, but I’m seeing a lot of animals around, and people too… hmmm… I can also see your husband standing over your should from time to time, and doing little …. things … OK, I’m not going to go there…. I pretty much see you doing practically the same things as now, but with a few differences…

Now, why do dogs chase cats?? That’s definately the harder of the two questions. Of course, before I can answer this question, you all must realize that It’s just not true that animals don’t have a conscience. It’s just not true, to say the least. Anyways, with that aside, I can get back to why dogs chase cats. It’s quite simple really, when you think about it. You must also keep in mind that not all dogs chase cats. Some dogs just adore their cat friends. Again, back to the question at hand.

Well, Dogs are like those people who just like to get on people’s nerves, but in a fun way, since they are always wanting to play. Cats on the other hand, are like those people who just lay around all day and do absolutely nothing. Well, Dogs realize this, and find that Cats are “easy” targets to “make fun” of for a laugh. So, they chase the Cats. Cat obviously runs because they don’t know what the Dogs are going to do to them (scared), and the Dogs are just having a ball of a time because they think it’s extremely funny…

So, there you have it.. now you know what you’ll be doing in 5 years, and you also know why dogs chase cats. Hope I was able to help ya…

Wimble