Dear Wimble,

What is a Lepper Whore and how do you get one?

RENNE LYN PENNY!!

Dear RENNE LYN PENNY!!,

Let me start by saying that I’m glad at least one of us can spell our names. Now, let’s move on. Let me point out that you actually mean Leper Whore. It’s an excellent question, none the less, and the Great Wimble has an answer.

Now, what is a leper whore? Well, that’s simple really. It’s someone who is infected with leprosy who likes to disobey their quarantine and give the disease to others. Talk about generosity. Is anyone that generous?

Fortunately, the disease is much more controlled nowadays. Approximately 520,000 people across the globe are infected with leprosy. Of this 520,000, I’m willing to bet that only about 0.1% are actually leper whores. So that’s only about 520 leper whores. Now, here’s the problem. Due to the low number of leper whores, it’s extremely difficult to actually find one. However, these tips may help in the search. Leper whores like to hang out in public places. Shopping malls and concerts are popular. This way they can be generous to hundreds of other people.

So, how do you get a leper whore? Go look in your local K-Mart or Walmart. There’s bound to be one there.

Hope I was able to help and I would love to hear from you again.

Wimble