Dear Wimble,

Will my new book manuscript sell? will it make the NY Times best seller list? I know you have said that your not truly psychic, however you are the Great Wimble, so I suppose you of all people should know!

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Well, I’m glad that you thought of me when it came to this question. Whenever a person writes a book, they always want to know if it will sell. Well, let the Great Wimble explain a few things when it comes to writing books.

You may spend years writing a book. Or, perhaps you wrote it overnight. Either way, there’s one thing you must realize. At least ONE person out there in this world will read your book. Just like the say when it comes to soul mates, there is always at least one soul mate for every person on earth. The same goes for books as well. There is always at least one “soul book reader” who will read your book. Now, chances are your soul book reader will purchase your book. How do I know this? Simple. They’re your soul book reader and love your book. Therefore they will buy it. That answers the first question. Yes, your book will sell.

Now, as far as “will it make the NY Times Best Seller List” goes, that’s a much tougher question. Now, since I’m not psychic, I don’t know what this book is about, or if it’s even well written. I’ll assume that it is well written. However, even knowing that, it’s very difficult to determine if it will make the list.

OH WAIT!!! Psychic experience coming… Oh my… OOOOHHH MY!!!! OH NO!!!… OH YES!!! Yep, just as I suspected. Yes, it will make the list. However, I am unable to determine where on the list it is located. And I’m not sure if it’ll be printed in the NY Times either. To say the least, you’re book will be on the list, just like every other book ever written and published. However, it may not make it high enough in the list to be printed in the NY Times.

Hope I was able to help and I wish the best of luck with your book. Hope to hear from you again, even though I won’t realize it.

Wimble